Archive for November, 2009

happy turkey day fuckers!!

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Hello world!

first off let me start this entry by saying BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I have been feeling like shit for almost a week now and i cant seem to shake it.

Its one of those colds that doesnt make you cold.

one of those hot’s that makes you shiver.

one of those stuffy noses that you cant blow.

one of those headaches that never goes away.

I hope i dont have swine flu. that would suck so bad.

I dont get sick, like ever!

Except maybe once a year around this time. Why always do i get sick around this time?

It’s like my body knows – Rachel Roxxx must get sick – its november.

Anyways, im starting to feel a little better – thanks for asking :)

I found this video on youtube of me when i was in NY for the exxxotica convention and i must say i actually look hot!


Happy thanksgiving y’all!!!

I actually like thanksgiving cause i love the food. mmmmmmmm turkey and gravy and stuffing and yams and pie and WOW i can tell im gonna be a little fatter by this weekend – but thats not a bad thing :)

I hope you fuckers think of me when you are unbuttoning that top button on your pants after stuffing your face this week cause im gonna be doin the exact same thing!

I’m thankful this year for all of  my amazing fans – and im not just sayin that – i really mean it!

y’all are the fuckin best and keep me motivated to stay sexy and keep making fuck movies!!!

xo to all of you and remember to stay high!

xxxrachelroxxx

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the extra holes of rachel roxxx

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

today on the wonderul world of the rachel roxxx official blog i will be providing you fuckers with a service!

Told u i would come in handy :)

Everyone who thinks all we have are 3 major holes in our bodys – pussy, butthole and mouth are wrong.

Those people are forgetting about other holes like ears and nostrils.

well what if you are ME?!?! then surely you need to have more then the average person, you need MORE holes.

So, i did this -

you like?

you like?

and if you are wondering how i did it, i used these:

they slice, they dice

they slice, they dice

warning – do not try this at home, you must be a trained professional who is highly skilled in the art of knife to nipple contact :)

In other news -

I found out something pretty amazing today, i officialy have street cred!

Yall already knew i was a straght og gangsta but this just seals the deal.

Rachel Roxxx is officialy listed in the URBAN DICTIONARY!! According to them the deinfition of Rachel Roxxx is:

“Adult actress known for her beauty as well as her skills on camera.”

You hear that??? I am hot ANNNND i have skills!!

Cant go wrong with that combo :)

 

Stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

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I want a new car…

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Ok so i finally got out of my shell and did something that i’ve been wanting to do for a while now – LAS VEGAS!!!!!!

Man I needed to go to vegas bad. Sometimes you hate vegas but when you stay away long enough it somehow calls your name.

….”rachelllllll….rachellllll“….

 I can still hear that vegas voice that was ringing in my ears…either it was the vegas voice or someone i was ignoring because they suck..but either way i DECIDED to go to vegas! YAY!

While in Vegas i did some gambling, won a little lost a little, got hit on by drunk guys and some even drunker girls, partied, partied,partied,ate,partied…didnt really sleep much, but who the fuck sleeps in vegas?

something cool that i did was go to the car show thingy that they were having there and what did i learn there?

I WANT A NEW CAR.

Somebody, anybody – help me get a new car.

Here is the car that i want:

Rachel Roxxx's NEW car

Rachel Roxxx's NEW car

I think you could get a really good deal on it too ;)

and you would be making THIS girl happy :

2 car garage

2 car garage

 

If you cant afford my dream car, then perhaps i would consider something else :)

Just give me my options.

Stay high

xxxRachelRoxxx

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Blow Up Dolls and halloween

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Ugh!!!

So Frustrated cause i wanna go to vegas soooo bad! I need a vacation from the real world and all i wanna do is hit vegas hard and win money at the casino!

I play poker online all the time and i think that im pretty damn good so what would stop me from winning millions in vegas playing poker? nothing.

This is gonna be random, but i wanna change the topic for a sec to Blow Up dolls.

I realize that girls have plenty of toys to play with when it comes to being horny (which i am most of the time ;) but one thing we dont really have is a blow up doll. Yall men have it good with the blow up dolls. They got lots of holes and you can snuggle with them afterwards lolz…but seriously, what if i wanted to get off and didnt want to just use a toy, I WANT A BLOW UP DOLL of a hot guy who will just get me off then shut up. hehe

this blow up doll is too big

this blow up doll is too big

How was your halloween? Mine sucked balls.

You know when you are really looking forward to a day and then it finally gets there and its a bust? Well thats my halloween story.

I ended up passing out.

Worst.

Hope yours was better.

“Perhaps next year Rachel Roxxx will be more repsonsible with her halloween.” is what my oct 31 2009 report card would read.

oh well.

stay high fuckers!

xxxrachelroxxx

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