Without you horny guys, there would be no me, so for that i say – stay horny in 2010 cause you aint seen nothin yet!!!

Every year people make new years resoutions that are lame and they never end up sticking to them.

They say they wanna lose weight and then they work out for a few days then stop and stay fat.

They say they wanna quit smoking cigs then by January 2nd they are choking back a pack of newports.

They say they wanna go back to school and by 9am they hit snooze and go back to bed.

Well -

I dont need to lose weight, i need to smoke more and i love sleeping soooooooo none of that crap applies to me

I could make a resolution that is easy to keep, like for example, try and make more dino shaped peanut butter and jelly sandwiches:

the sandwich that eats YOU!

BUT as you can see, I already am hitting my quota on those.

Instead im gonna make a new years resolution that ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING!!!

are you ready????

you sure???

ok.

my 2010 new years resolution is to be the best porn star that i can be!! Fuck more! Cum more! Do it ALL more!!!

I am working on launching my very own website that i hope will come out this year and want to take all of what i have learned these past few years in the biz and take it to the next level!! Whos with me on this?

I know what you are thinking, how hard is it to keep a resolution like that?

Well its a lot harder than you think.

If it was so easy to be the biggest pornstar in the world, wouldnt everyone be doing it?

There not, so point proven.

2010 is the year of the roxxx!!! i will be taking over so watch the fuck out and haters go hate elsewhere!

Im stayin positive and thats all there is to it!

a smile is worth more than these dope glasses cost

what were your resolutions?

please feel free to share

Im off to AVN for a weekend of trouble – VEGAS get ready!!!

stay high fuckers!

xxxRachelRoxxx

where the hell did 2009 go?

I cant even remember what my new years resolution was last year or if i stuck to it, i bet i didnt.

Do you remember what yours was? What will yours be this year?

So much shit happened in 2009.

Michael Jackson died 6 months ago already. Can you believe it? Its already been 6 months since that day the world seemed to stand still.

Also Obama was named the first black prez in 2009, that was cool, but was already a year ago.

A bunch of shitty movies made a lot of money – transfomers & gi joe and a funny movie made the most money - the hangover – loved that movie!

Lady gaga was weird in music and britney spears is takin a page out of my playbook singing about 3somes

I dont even watch sports, but i know that a bunch of sterioded yankees won the world series.

and now here we are – xxx-mas is just around the corner. What are you getting me????

I promise ive been a good girl this year

enough rambling, i gotta feed my cats – ill talk to you soon fuckers.

heres an early xmas gift from me, its from a shoot i did with my boys over at mysexymobile   – enjoy!

spreading holiday cheer

stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx