here are 3 lil Xmas gifts for all my sexy fans who have been good boys this year!
Hope you all have a great christmas and have naughty xmas dreams about santas favorite little helper – ME!
just folding some towels 
ooops! spilled some egg nog...
merry xmas fuckers!!!
stay high -
xxxRachelRoxxx
Sigh.
Why am i sighing?
well because im in love.
Im in love with something that breaks my heart.
I put in effort and emotion and i get only a glimmer of what i put in, in return.
I am not talking about boys.
Or drugs.
Or bitches.
I am talking about poker.
I love poker.
No…REALLY…I love poker.
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I play poker online alllllll the time.
For a while i played for free on one of those facebook poker games that is free.
I loved that shit.
I would win shit tons of money and people would buy me stuff like vitrual presents and shit.
Virtual bling
Virtual booze
Virtual blunts
They have it all.
I love getting virtual gifts
Anyways…I started playing poker on one of those sites that i wont mention.
this time it wouldnt be for anything Virtual. This time i was playing for the real thing.
And at first, it was going so well. REALLLY well.
I was hitting boats, flushes and trips all the time and winning.
Then it started.
And my 2 pair was getting beat.
My straight was getting rivered by a flush.
My boat was getting quadded.
and i went on tilt.
I am currently writting you from Tilt.
I hate tilt.
it sucks.
For example -
The poket aces:
the "other" poket rockets
got beat by THOSE pocket 8’s.
Brutal.
I wanna cry.
Its ok though.
Buy my ringtones so i can re-up and play more. Or come find me on the site and lets play and beat some motherfuckers…
here’s a pic for you :)
virtual cock
stay high
xxxrachelroxxx
shit, is it december already?
where the hell did 2009 go?
I cant even remember what my new years resolution was last year or if i stuck to it, i bet i didnt.
Do you remember what yours was? What will yours be this year?
So much shit happened in 2009.
Michael Jackson died 6 months ago already. Can you believe it? Its already been 6 months since that day the world seemed to stand still.
Also Obama was named the first black prez in 2009, that was cool, but was already a year ago.
A bunch of shitty movies made a lot of money – transfomers & gi joe and a funny movie made the most money - the hangover – loved that movie!
Lady gaga was weird in music and britney spears is takin a page out of my playbook singing about 3somes
I dont even watch sports, but i know that a bunch of sterioded yankees won the world series.
and now here we are – xxx-mas is just around the corner. What are you getting me????
I promise ive been a good girl this year
enough rambling, i gotta feed my cats – ill talk to you soon fuckers.
heres an early xmas gift from me, its from a shoot i did with my boys over at mysexymobile – enjoy!
spreading holiday cheer
stay high -
xxxRachelRoxxx
Ok so i finally got out of my shell and did something that i’ve been wanting to do for a while now – LAS VEGAS!!!!!!
Man I needed to go to vegas bad. Sometimes you hate vegas but when you stay away long enough it somehow calls your name.
….”rachelllllll….rachellllll“….
I can still hear that vegas voice that was ringing in my ears…either it was the vegas voice or someone i was ignoring because they suck..but either way i DECIDED to go to vegas! YAY!
While in Vegas i did some gambling, won a little lost a little, got hit on by drunk guys and some even drunker girls, partied, partied,partied,ate,partied…didnt really sleep much, but who the fuck sleeps in vegas?
something cool that i did was go to the car show thingy that they were having there and what did i learn there?
I WANT A NEW CAR.
Somebody, anybody – help me get a new car.
Here is the car that i want:
Rachel Roxxx's NEW car
I think you could get a really good deal on it too 
and you would be making THIS girl happy :
2 car garage
If you cant afford my dream car, then perhaps i would consider something else
Just give me my options.
Stay high
xxxRachelRoxxx
The weather in LA doesn’t know what it wants to be. One day its hot, one day its cold, one day its raining, one day its sunny. Mother Nature is bi-polar. She needs her meds.
If I could smoke out one person, it would be Mother Nature. I bet she would be hot as fuck and have a sick body.
She’d probably be a good kisser and wanna fuck all night. I don’t know how i would keep up with her, shes mother fuckin’ nature, she’s got the power of a billion women in one of her pinky fingers, imagine what she could do to you.
I think I need my meds.
here are 2 pics im gonna leave for you, one pic I got paid for, the other i SHOULD get paid for. Guess which one is the REAL Rachel Roxxx Porn Pic.
and follow me on twitter.
OPTION 1:
SMILE!!
annnnnd option 2:
I know, right?
stay high
XXXoooXXX
-Rachel Roxxx
