Hope you all have a great christmas and have naughty xmas dreams about santas favorite little helper – ME!

just folding some towels

ooops! spilled some egg nog...

merry xmas fuckers!!!

stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

Why am i sighing?

well because im in love.

Im in love with something that breaks my heart.

I put in effort and emotion and i get only a glimmer of what i put in, in return.

I am not talking about boys.

Or drugs.

Or bitches.

I am talking about poker.

I love poker.

No…REALLY…I love poker.

Not a lot of people know this about me, but I play poker online alllllll the time.

For a while i played for free on one of those facebook poker games that is free.

I loved that shit.

I would win shit tons of money and people would buy me stuff like vitrual presents and shit.

Virtual bling

Virtual booze

Virtual blunts

They have it all.

I love getting virtual gifts

Anyways…I started playing poker on one of those sites that i wont mention.

this time it wouldnt be for anything Virtual. This time i was playing for the real thing.

And at first, it was going so well. REALLLY well.

I was hitting boats, flushes and trips all the time and winning.

Then it started.

And my 2 pair was getting beat.

My straight was getting rivered by a flush.

My boat was getting quadded.

and i went on tilt.

I am currently writting you from Tilt.

I hate tilt.

it sucks.

For example -

The poket aces:

the "other" poket rockets

got beat by THOSE pocket 8’s.

Brutal.

I wanna cry.

Its ok though.

Buy my ringtones so i can re-up and play more. Or come find me on the site and lets play and beat some motherfuckers…

here’s a pic for you  :)

virtual cock

stay high

xxxrachelroxxx

where the hell did 2009 go?

I cant even remember what my new years resolution was last year or if i stuck to it, i bet i didnt.

Do you remember what yours was? What will yours be this year?

So much shit happened in 2009.

Michael Jackson died 6 months ago already. Can you believe it? Its already been 6 months since that day the world seemed to stand still.

Also Obama was named the first black prez in 2009, that was cool, but was already a year ago.

A bunch of shitty movies made a lot of money – transfomers & gi joe and a funny movie made the most money - the hangover – loved that movie!

Lady gaga was weird in music and britney spears is takin a page out of my playbook singing about 3somes

I dont even watch sports, but i know that a bunch of sterioded yankees won the world series.

and now here we are – xxx-mas is just around the corner. What are you getting me????

I promise ive been a good girl this year

enough rambling, i gotta feed my cats – ill talk to you soon fuckers.

heres an early xmas gift from me, its from a shoot i did with my boys over at mysexymobile   – enjoy!

spreading holiday cheer

stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

Man I needed to go to vegas bad. Sometimes you hate vegas but when you stay away long enough it somehow calls your name.

….”rachelllllll….rachellllll“….

 I can still hear that vegas voice that was ringing in my ears…either it was the vegas voice or someone i was ignoring because they suck..but either way i DECIDED to go to vegas! YAY!

While in Vegas i did some gambling, won a little lost a little, got hit on by drunk guys and some even drunker girls, partied, partied,partied,ate,partied…didnt really sleep much, but who the fuck sleeps in vegas?

something cool that i did was go to the car show thingy that they were having there and what did i learn there?

I WANT A NEW CAR.

Somebody, anybody – help me get a new car.

Here is the car that i want:

Rachel Roxxx's NEW car

I think you could get a really good deal on it too

and you would be making THIS girl happy :

2 car garage

If you cant afford my dream car, then perhaps i would consider something else

Just give me my options.

Stay high

xxxRachelRoxxx

If I could smoke out one person, it would be Mother Nature. I bet she would be hot as fuck and have a sick body.

 She’d probably be a good kisser and wanna fuck all night. I don’t know how i would keep up with her, shes mother fuckin’ nature, she’s got the power of a billion women in one of her pinky fingers, imagine what she could do to you.

I think I need my meds.

here are 2 pics im gonna leave for you, one pic I got paid for, the other i SHOULD get paid for. Guess which one is the REAL Rachel Roxxx Porn Pic.

and follow me on twitter.

OPTION 1:

SMILE!!

annnnnd option 2:

I know, right?

stay high

XXXoooXXX

-Rachel Roxxx