Without you horny guys, there would be no me, so for that i say – stay horny in 2010 cause you aint seen nothin yet!!!

Every year people make new years resoutions that are lame and they never end up sticking to them.

They say they wanna lose weight and then they work out for a few days then stop and stay fat.

They say they wanna quit smoking cigs then by January 2nd they are choking back a pack of newports.

They say they wanna go back to school and by 9am they hit snooze and go back to bed.

Well -

I dont need to lose weight, i need to smoke more and i love sleeping soooooooo none of that crap applies to me

I could make a resolution that is easy to keep, like for example, try and make more dino shaped peanut butter and jelly sandwiches:

the sandwich that eats YOU!

BUT as you can see, I already am hitting my quota on those.

Instead im gonna make a new years resolution that ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING!!!

are you ready????

you sure???

ok.

my 2010 new years resolution is to be the best porn star that i can be!! Fuck more! Cum more! Do it ALL more!!!

I am working on launching my very own website that i hope will come out this year and want to take all of what i have learned these past few years in the biz and take it to the next level!! Whos with me on this?

I know what you are thinking, how hard is it to keep a resolution like that?

Well its a lot harder than you think.

If it was so easy to be the biggest pornstar in the world, wouldnt everyone be doing it?

There not, so point proven.

2010 is the year of the roxxx!!! i will be taking over so watch the fuck out and haters go hate elsewhere!

Im stayin positive and thats all there is to it!

a smile is worth more than these dope glasses cost

what were your resolutions?

please feel free to share

Im off to AVN for a weekend of trouble – VEGAS get ready!!!

stay high fuckers!

xxxRachelRoxxx

Man I needed to go to vegas bad. Sometimes you hate vegas but when you stay away long enough it somehow calls your name.

….”rachelllllll….rachellllll“….

 I can still hear that vegas voice that was ringing in my ears…either it was the vegas voice or someone i was ignoring because they suck..but either way i DECIDED to go to vegas! YAY!

While in Vegas i did some gambling, won a little lost a little, got hit on by drunk guys and some even drunker girls, partied, partied,partied,ate,partied…didnt really sleep much, but who the fuck sleeps in vegas?

something cool that i did was go to the car show thingy that they were having there and what did i learn there?

I WANT A NEW CAR.

Somebody, anybody – help me get a new car.

Here is the car that i want:

Rachel Roxxx's NEW car

I think you could get a really good deal on it too

and you would be making THIS girl happy :

2 car garage

If you cant afford my dream car, then perhaps i would consider something else

Just give me my options.

Stay high

xxxRachelRoxxx

So Frustrated cause i wanna go to vegas soooo bad! I need a vacation from the real world and all i wanna do is hit vegas hard and win money at the casino!

I play poker online all the time and i think that im pretty damn good so what would stop me from winning millions in vegas playing poker? nothing.

This is gonna be random, but i wanna change the topic for a sec to Blow Up dolls.

I realize that girls have plenty of toys to play with when it comes to being horny (which i am most of the time but one thing we dont really have is a blow up doll. Yall men have it good with the blow up dolls. They got lots of holes and you can snuggle with them afterwards lolz…but seriously, what if i wanted to get off and didnt want to just use a toy, I WANT A BLOW UP DOLL of a hot guy who will just get me off then shut up. hehe

this blow up doll is too big

How was your halloween? Mine sucked balls.

You know when you are really looking forward to a day and then it finally gets there and its a bust? Well thats my halloween story.

I ended up passing out.

Worst.

Hope yours was better.

“Perhaps next year Rachel Roxxx will be more repsonsible with her halloween.” is what my oct 31 2009 report card would read.

oh well.

stay high fuckers!

xxxrachelroxxx

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