I rolled into the AVN awards - i know - so cute!!!

Ugh…

So I have been pretty bored lately.

I dont know what it is.

It’s like all the shows on TV have really good comercials but then the shows end up sucking.

I tried to watch Celeb Fit Club on VH1 because I heard K-Fed got really fat and him and his ex wife shar are on their trying to kill eachother. Instead when I turn it on I see Bobby Brown getting drunk with a fat Nicole Eggert. Whoah…what happened to that chick???

when Nicole was in charge of charles - yummmm!

Nicole Eggert used to be so hot. I mean sooooooooo hot!! On charles in charge and on baywatch are you fucking kidding me? I would’ve fucked her in a split second. Now look at her, Its like not even the same person.

Now nicole is only in charge of cheetos

I hope I never go through changes like that. AND if i did “let myself go” i would hope your fuckers would TELL ME!!!

You are supposed to be my fans and want the best for me

I also tried watching American Idol but jeez – that shit is soooooo boring. Its like they ran out of amazing singers and now we are left with the crumbs. I feel like i could be a judge on that show – they let Miley Cyrus do it, why not Rachel Roxxx? lol

I read that Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol next season and that he might be getting replaced by none other than Howard Stern!!! That would kick ass if its true!

I love Howard!

In other news, I got my facebook back so feel free to add me. I will kick your ass in poker anytime you want!

Im supposed to be shooting some new stuff in the next week or so, so be on the look out for me having sex – which is your favorite thing to be on the look out for – am i right?

Hope you are are doing good and keep leaving me comments, they make me smile!

stay high fuckers -

xxxRachelRoxxx

Without you horny guys, there would be no me, so for that i say – stay horny in 2010 cause you aint seen nothin yet!!!

Every year people make new years resoutions that are lame and they never end up sticking to them.

They say they wanna lose weight and then they work out for a few days then stop and stay fat.

They say they wanna quit smoking cigs then by January 2nd they are choking back a pack of newports.

They say they wanna go back to school and by 9am they hit snooze and go back to bed.

Well -

I dont need to lose weight, i need to smoke more and i love sleeping soooooooo none of that crap applies to me

I could make a resolution that is easy to keep, like for example, try and make more dino shaped peanut butter and jelly sandwiches:

the sandwich that eats YOU!

BUT as you can see, I already am hitting my quota on those.

Instead im gonna make a new years resolution that ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING!!!

are you ready????

you sure???

ok.

my 2010 new years resolution is to be the best porn star that i can be!! Fuck more! Cum more! Do it ALL more!!!

I am working on launching my very own website that i hope will come out this year and want to take all of what i have learned these past few years in the biz and take it to the next level!! Whos with me on this?

I know what you are thinking, how hard is it to keep a resolution like that?

Well its a lot harder than you think.

If it was so easy to be the biggest pornstar in the world, wouldnt everyone be doing it?

There not, so point proven.

2010 is the year of the roxxx!!! i will be taking over so watch the fuck out and haters go hate elsewhere!

Im stayin positive and thats all there is to it!

a smile is worth more than these dope glasses cost

what were your resolutions?

please feel free to share

Im off to AVN for a weekend of trouble – VEGAS get ready!!!

stay high fuckers!

xxxRachelRoxxx