Me and the Sun got it on!!

hey fuckers!

I know you have missed me because i have missed you.

I have been traveling a lot this past month and its good to finally be back home!

I have good news for you though!

I have finally decided to cave in and go LIVE for you. Yup, its true.

Alot of you have been asking, pleading and outright begging for me to go live on cams for a lonnnng time now and my lazy ass is finally gonna do it!

Starting today, my boys at NaughtyAmerica will be streaming me LIVE – here is the schedule:

LIVE interview (morning) – click HERE

LIVE Naughty Secretary 1pm PST – click HERE

LIVE Gym Cam 4pm PST – click HERE

LIVE Naughty Teacher 7pm PST – click HERE

And if you wanna see all of the sex i’ve been having for Naughty America CLICK HERE

Ill update again later this week..

xoxo

xxxRachelRoxxx

Why am i sighing?

well because im in love.

Im in love with something that breaks my heart.

I put in effort and emotion and i get only a glimmer of what i put in, in return.

I am not talking about boys.

Or drugs.

Or bitches.

I am talking about poker.

I love poker.

No…REALLY…I love poker.

Not a lot of people know this about me, but I play poker online alllllll the time.

For a while i played for free on one of those facebook poker games that is free.

I loved that shit.

I would win shit tons of money and people would buy me stuff like vitrual presents and shit.

Virtual bling

Virtual booze

Virtual blunts

They have it all.

I love getting virtual gifts

Anyways…I started playing poker on one of those sites that i wont mention.

this time it wouldnt be for anything Virtual. This time i was playing for the real thing.

And at first, it was going so well. REALLLY well.

I was hitting boats, flushes and trips all the time and winning.

Then it started.

And my 2 pair was getting beat.

My straight was getting rivered by a flush.

My boat was getting quadded.

and i went on tilt.

I am currently writting you from Tilt.

I hate tilt.

it sucks.

For example -

The poket aces:

the "other" poket rockets

got beat by THOSE pocket 8’s.

Brutal.

I wanna cry.

Its ok though.

Buy my ringtones so i can re-up and play more. Or come find me on the site and lets play and beat some motherfuckers…

here’s a pic for you  :)

virtual cock

stay high

xxxrachelroxxx

where the hell did 2009 go?

I cant even remember what my new years resolution was last year or if i stuck to it, i bet i didnt.

Do you remember what yours was? What will yours be this year?

So much shit happened in 2009.

Michael Jackson died 6 months ago already. Can you believe it? Its already been 6 months since that day the world seemed to stand still.

Also Obama was named the first black prez in 2009, that was cool, but was already a year ago.

A bunch of shitty movies made a lot of money – transfomers & gi joe and a funny movie made the most money - the hangover – loved that movie!

Lady gaga was weird in music and britney spears is takin a page out of my playbook singing about 3somes

I dont even watch sports, but i know that a bunch of sterioded yankees won the world series.

and now here we are – xxx-mas is just around the corner. What are you getting me????

I promise ive been a good girl this year

enough rambling, i gotta feed my cats – ill talk to you soon fuckers.

heres an early xmas gift from me, its from a shoot i did with my boys over at mysexymobile   – enjoy!

spreading holiday cheer

stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

Told u i would come in handy

Everyone who thinks all we have are 3 major holes in our bodys – pussy, butthole and mouth are wrong.

Those people are forgetting about other holes like ears and nostrils.

well what if you are ME?!?! then surely you need to have more then the average person, you need MORE holes.

So, i did this -

you like?

and if you are wondering how i did it, i used these:

they slice, they dice

warning – do not try this at home, you must be a trained professional who is highly skilled in the art of knife to nipple contact

In other news -

I found out something pretty amazing today, i officialy have street cred!

Yall already knew i was a straght og gangsta but this just seals the deal.

Rachel Roxxx is officialy listed in the URBAN DICTIONARY!! According to them the deinfition of Rachel Roxxx is:

“Adult actress known for her beauty as well as her skills on camera.”

You hear that??? I am hot ANNNND i have skills!!

Cant go wrong with that combo

Stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

Man I needed to go to vegas bad. Sometimes you hate vegas but when you stay away long enough it somehow calls your name.

….”rachelllllll….rachellllll“….

 I can still hear that vegas voice that was ringing in my ears…either it was the vegas voice or someone i was ignoring because they suck..but either way i DECIDED to go to vegas! YAY!

While in Vegas i did some gambling, won a little lost a little, got hit on by drunk guys and some even drunker girls, partied, partied,partied,ate,partied…didnt really sleep much, but who the fuck sleeps in vegas?

something cool that i did was go to the car show thingy that they were having there and what did i learn there?

I WANT A NEW CAR.

Somebody, anybody – help me get a new car.

Here is the car that i want:

Rachel Roxxx's NEW car

I think you could get a really good deal on it too

and you would be making THIS girl happy :

2 car garage

If you cant afford my dream car, then perhaps i would consider something else

Just give me my options.

Stay high

xxxRachelRoxxx

If I could smoke out one person, it would be Mother Nature. I bet she would be hot as fuck and have a sick body.

 She’d probably be a good kisser and wanna fuck all night. I don’t know how i would keep up with her, shes mother fuckin’ nature, she’s got the power of a billion women in one of her pinky fingers, imagine what she could do to you.

I think I need my meds.

here are 2 pics im gonna leave for you, one pic I got paid for, the other i SHOULD get paid for. Guess which one is the REAL Rachel Roxxx Porn Pic.

and follow me on twitter.

OPTION 1:

SMILE!!

annnnnd option 2:

I know, right?

stay high

XXXoooXXX

-Rachel Roxxx