First off, I wanna start this by saying HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR to all of my amazing fans!!!
Without you horny guys, there would be no me, so for that i say – stay horny in 2010 cause you aint seen nothin yet!!!
Every year people make new years resoutions that are lame and they never end up sticking to them.
They say they wanna lose weight and then they work out for a few days then stop and stay fat.
They say they wanna quit smoking cigs then by January 2nd they are choking back a pack of newports.
They say they wanna go back to school and by 9am they hit snooze and go back to bed.
Well -
I dont need to lose weight, i need to smoke more and i love sleeping soooooooo none of that crap applies to me 
I could make a resolution that is easy to keep, like for example, try and make more dino shaped peanut butter and jelly sandwiches:
the sandwich that eats YOU!
BUT as you can see, I already am hitting my quota on those.
Instead im gonna make a new years resolution that ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING!!!
are you ready????
you sure???
ok.
my 2010 new years resolution is to be the best porn star that i can be!! Fuck more! Cum more! Do it ALL more!!!
I am working on launching my very own website that i hope will come out this year and want to take all of what i have learned these past few years in the biz and take it to the next level!! Whos with me on this?
I know what you are thinking, how hard is it to keep a resolution like that?
Well its a lot harder than you think.
If it was so easy to be the biggest pornstar in the world, wouldnt everyone be doing it?
There not, so point proven.
2010 is the year of the roxxx!!! i will be taking over so watch the fuck out and haters go hate elsewhere!
Im stayin positive and thats all there is to it!
a smile is worth more than these dope glasses cost
what were your resolutions?
please feel free to share
Im off to AVN for a weekend of trouble – VEGAS get ready!!!
stay high fuckers!
xxxRachelRoxxx
