Posts Tagged ‘Rachel Roxxx’

bored and horny…bad combo?

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010
I rolled into the AVN awards - i know - so cute!!!

I rolled into the AVN awards - i know - so cute!!!

Ugh…

So I have been pretty bored lately.

I dont know what it is.

It’s like all the shows on TV have really good comercials but then the shows end up sucking.

I tried to watch Celeb Fit Club on VH1 because I heard K-Fed got really fat and him and his ex wife shar are on their trying to kill eachother. Instead when I turn it on I see Bobby Brown getting drunk with a fat Nicole Eggert. Whoah…what happened to that chick???

when Nicole was in charge of charles - yummmm!

when Nicole was in charge of charles - yummmm!

Nicole Eggert used to be so hot. I mean sooooooooo hot!! On charles in charge and on baywatch are you fucking kidding me? I would’ve fucked her in a split second. Now look at her, Its like not even the same person.

Now nicole is only in charge of cheetos

Now nicole is only in charge of cheetos

I hope I never go through changes like that. AND if i did “let myself go” i would hope your fuckers would TELL ME!!!

You are supposed to be my fans and want the best for me :)

I also tried watching American Idol but jeez – that shit is soooooo boring. Its like they ran out of amazing singers and now we are left with the crumbs. I feel like i could be a judge on that show – they let Miley Cyrus do it, why not Rachel Roxxx? lol

I read that Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol next season and that he might be getting replaced by none other than Howard Stern!!! That would kick ass if its true!

I love Howard!

In other news, I got my facebook back so feel free to add me. I will kick your ass in poker anytime you want!

Im supposed to be shooting some new stuff in the next week or so, so be on the look out for me having sex – which is your favorite thing to be on the look out for – am i right?

Hope you are are doing good and keep leaving me comments, they make me smile!

stay high fuckers -

xxxRachelRoxxx

Miss Freeones….

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

ok ok ok i know

im a slacker yall

i told you id be on here and ive been neglecting you.

i owe you bigtime and i promise i can make it up to you :)

Im kinda bummed because ive been playing, no, obsessing over the facebook mafia game.

I kick ass at this game

I kick ass at this game

I put in all kinds of time on that shit and got myself in pretty deep lol

i had gangs and missions and kills, shit was going good!

then, out of nowhere, facefuck deleted my account.

Its such bullshit.

Its not like i was on there showing my…ok, maybe i was, but thats not the point!?!?

Anyways…

Im gonna be making a new account and i will be on there killin muthafuckers again in no time :)

In other news, i am doing really good in the Miss Freeones competition. There are a ton of hot girlies in there that are my friends like Rachel Starr , Julia Ann and Pheonix Marie and im keeping right up with them!!! Soooo exciting!! Keep voting for me cause i really wanna win…

Click on this pic to vote for me NOW!!!

Click on this pic to vote for me NOW!!!

i deserve it :)

btw – love the comments on here – yall are some real down people and i apprecaiate having u a part of my journey though this crazy porn world!

stay high fuckers

- xxxrachelroxxx

Gettin’ naughty…LIVE!!

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Me and the Sun got it on!!

Me and the Sun got it on!!

hey fuckers!

I know you have missed me because i have missed you.

I have been traveling a lot this past month and its good to finally be back home!

I have good news for you though!

I have finally decided to cave in and go LIVE for you. Yup, its true.

Alot of you have been asking, pleading and outright begging for me to go live on cams for a lonnnng time now and my lazy ass is finally gonna do it!

Starting today, my boys at NaughtyAmerica will be streaming me LIVE – here is the schedule:

LIVE interview (morning) – click HERE

LIVE Naughty Secretary 1pm PST – click HERE

LIVE Gym Cam 4pm PST – click HERE

LIVE Naughty Teacher 7pm PST – click HERE

And if you wanna see all of the sex i’ve been having for Naughty America CLICK HERE

Ill update again later this week..

xoxo

xxxRachelRoxxx

2010: year of the Roxxx

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

First off,  I wanna start this by saying HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR to all of my amazing fans!!!

Without you horny guys, there would be no me, so for that i say – stay horny in 2010 cause you aint seen nothin yet!!!

Every year people make new years resoutions that are lame and they never end up sticking to them.

They say they wanna lose weight and then they work out for a few days then stop and stay fat.

They say they wanna quit smoking cigs then by January 2nd they are choking back a pack of newports.

They say they wanna go back to school and by 9am they hit snooze and go back to bed.

Well -

I dont need to lose weight, i need to smoke more and i love sleeping soooooooo none of that crap applies to me :)

I could make a resolution that is easy to keep, like for example, try and make more dino shaped peanut butter and jelly sandwiches:

the sandwich that eats YOU!

the sandwich that eats YOU!

BUT as you can see, I already am hitting my quota on those.

Instead im gonna make a new years resolution that ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING!!!

are you ready????

you sure???

ok.

my 2010 new years resolution is to be the best porn star that i can be!! Fuck more! Cum more! Do it ALL more!!!

I am working on launching my very own website that i hope will come out this year and want to take all of what i have learned these past few years in the biz and take it to the next level!! Whos with me on this?

I know what you are thinking, how hard is it to keep a resolution like that?

Well its a lot harder than you think.

If it was so easy to be the biggest pornstar in the world, wouldnt everyone be doing it?

There not, so point proven.

2010 is the year of the roxxx!!! i will be taking over so watch the fuck out and haters go hate elsewhere!

Im stayin positive and thats all there is to it!

a smile is worth more than these dope glasses cost :)

a smile is worth more than these dope glasses cost :)

what were your resolutions?

please feel free to share :)

Im off to AVN for a weekend of trouble – VEGAS get ready!!!

stay high fuckers!

xxxRachelRoxxx

merry XXX Mas!!!

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

here are 3 lil Xmas gifts for all my sexy fans who have been good  boys this year!

Hope you all have a great christmas and have naughty xmas dreams about santas favorite little helper – ME!

just folding some towels :)

just folding some towels :)

ooops! spilled some egg nog...

ooops! spilled some egg nog...

merry xmas fuckers!!!

merry xmas fuckers!!!

stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

Poke Her with Pocket Rockets…

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Sigh.

Why am i sighing?

well because im in love.

Im in love with something that breaks my heart.

I put in effort and emotion and i get only a glimmer of what i put in, in return.

I am not talking about boys.

Or drugs.

Or bitches.

I am talking about poker.

I love poker.

No…REALLY…I love poker.

Not a lot of people know this about me, but I play poker online alllllll the time.

For a while i played for free on one of those facebook poker games that is free.

I loved that shit.

I would win shit tons of money and people would buy me stuff like vitrual presents and shit.

Virtual bling

Virtual booze

Virtual blunts

They have it all.

I love getting virtual gifts :)

Anyways…I started playing poker on one of those sites that i wont mention.

this time it wouldnt be for anything Virtual. This time i was playing for the real thing.

And at first, it was going so well. REALLLY well.

I was hitting boats, flushes and trips all the time and winning.

Then it started.

And my 2 pair was getting beat.

My straight was getting rivered by a flush.

My boat was getting quadded.

and i went on tilt.

I am currently writting you from Tilt.

I hate tilt.

it sucks.

For example -

The poket aces:

the "other" poket rockets

the "other" poket rockets

 

got beat by THOSE pocket 8’s.

Brutal.

I wanna cry.

Its ok though.

Buy my ringtones so i can re-up and play more. Or come find me on the site and lets play and beat some motherfuckers…

here’s a pic for you  :)

virtual cock

virtual cock

stay high

xxxrachelroxxx

time flies….

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

shit, is it december already?

where the hell did 2009 go?

I cant even remember what my new years resolution was last year or if i stuck to it, i bet i didnt.

Do you remember what yours was? What will yours be this year?

So much shit happened in 2009.

Michael Jackson died 6 months ago already. Can you believe it? Its already been 6 months since that day the world seemed to stand still.

Also Obama was named the first black prez in 2009, that was cool, but was already a year ago.

A bunch of shitty movies made a lot of money – transfomers & gi joe and a funny movie made the most money - the hangover – loved that movie!

Lady gaga was weird in music and britney spears is takin a page out of my playbook singing about 3somes :)

I dont even watch sports, but i know that a bunch of sterioded yankees won the world series.

and now here we are – xxx-mas is just around the corner. What are you getting me????

I promise ive been a good girl this year :)

enough rambling, i gotta feed my cats – ill talk to you soon fuckers.

heres an early xmas gift from me, its from a shoot i did with my boys over at mysexymobile   – enjoy!

spreading holiday cheer

spreading holiday cheer

 

stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

happy turkey day fuckers!!

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Hello world!

first off let me start this entry by saying BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I have been feeling like shit for almost a week now and i cant seem to shake it.

Its one of those colds that doesnt make you cold.

one of those hot’s that makes you shiver.

one of those stuffy noses that you cant blow.

one of those headaches that never goes away.

I hope i dont have swine flu. that would suck so bad.

I dont get sick, like ever!

Except maybe once a year around this time. Why always do i get sick around this time?

It’s like my body knows – Rachel Roxxx must get sick – its november.

Anyways, im starting to feel a little better – thanks for asking :)

I found this video on youtube of me when i was in NY for the exxxotica convention and i must say i actually look hot!


Happy thanksgiving y’all!!!

I actually like thanksgiving cause i love the food. mmmmmmmm turkey and gravy and stuffing and yams and pie and WOW i can tell im gonna be a little fatter by this weekend – but thats not a bad thing :)

I hope you fuckers think of me when you are unbuttoning that top button on your pants after stuffing your face this week cause im gonna be doin the exact same thing!

I’m thankful this year for all of  my amazing fans – and im not just sayin that – i really mean it!

y’all are the fuckin best and keep me motivated to stay sexy and keep making fuck movies!!!

xo to all of you and remember to stay high!

xxxrachelroxxx

the extra holes of rachel roxxx

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

today on the wonderul world of the rachel roxxx official blog i will be providing you fuckers with a service!

Told u i would come in handy :)

Everyone who thinks all we have are 3 major holes in our bodys – pussy, butthole and mouth are wrong.

Those people are forgetting about other holes like ears and nostrils.

well what if you are ME?!?! then surely you need to have more then the average person, you need MORE holes.

So, i did this -

you like?

you like?

and if you are wondering how i did it, i used these:

they slice, they dice

they slice, they dice

warning – do not try this at home, you must be a trained professional who is highly skilled in the art of knife to nipple contact :)

In other news -

I found out something pretty amazing today, i officialy have street cred!

Yall already knew i was a straght og gangsta but this just seals the deal.

Rachel Roxxx is officialy listed in the URBAN DICTIONARY!! According to them the deinfition of Rachel Roxxx is:

“Adult actress known for her beauty as well as her skills on camera.”

You hear that??? I am hot ANNNND i have skills!!

Cant go wrong with that combo :)

 

Stay high -

xxxRachelRoxxx

I want a new car…

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Ok so i finally got out of my shell and did something that i’ve been wanting to do for a while now – LAS VEGAS!!!!!!

Man I needed to go to vegas bad. Sometimes you hate vegas but when you stay away long enough it somehow calls your name.

….”rachelllllll….rachellllll“….

 I can still hear that vegas voice that was ringing in my ears…either it was the vegas voice or someone i was ignoring because they suck..but either way i DECIDED to go to vegas! YAY!

While in Vegas i did some gambling, won a little lost a little, got hit on by drunk guys and some even drunker girls, partied, partied,partied,ate,partied…didnt really sleep much, but who the fuck sleeps in vegas?

something cool that i did was go to the car show thingy that they were having there and what did i learn there?

I WANT A NEW CAR.

Somebody, anybody – help me get a new car.

Here is the car that i want:

Rachel Roxxx's NEW car

Rachel Roxxx's NEW car

I think you could get a really good deal on it too ;)

and you would be making THIS girl happy :

2 car garage

2 car garage

 

If you cant afford my dream car, then perhaps i would consider something else :)

Just give me my options.

Stay high

xxxRachelRoxxx