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Blow Up Dolls and halloween

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Ugh!!!

So Frustrated cause i wanna go to vegas soooo bad! I need a vacation from the real world and all i wanna do is hit vegas hard and win money at the casino!

I play poker online all the time and i think that im pretty damn good so what would stop me from winning millions in vegas playing poker? nothing.

This is gonna be random, but i wanna change the topic for a sec to Blow Up dolls.

I realize that girls have plenty of toys to play with when it comes to being horny (which i am most of the time ;) but one thing we dont really have is a blow up doll. Yall men have it good with the blow up dolls. They got lots of holes and you can snuggle with them afterwards lolz…but seriously, what if i wanted to get off and didnt want to just use a toy, I WANT A BLOW UP DOLL of a hot guy who will just get me off then shut up. hehe

this blow up doll is too big

this blow up doll is too big

How was your halloween? Mine sucked balls.

You know when you are really looking forward to a day and then it finally gets there and its a bust? Well thats my halloween story.

I ended up passing out.

Worst.

Hope yours was better.

“Perhaps next year Rachel Roxxx will be more repsonsible with her halloween.” is what my oct 31 2009 report card would read.

oh well.

stay high fuckers!

xxxrachelroxxx

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I wanna be BIG….

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Sooooooo I was just relaxing on my couch smoking some bowls and watching TV. Something that most of us are pretty good at, i would assume.

There’s a bunch of shit on that I don’t wanna watch. Dr. Phil, Tyra, Some show about guys who are repo-ing cars and then I landed on it – Something that was actually worth watching!

Remember the movie BIG with tom hanks? The one where he’s a little kid and wants to be bigger so he goes to a fourtune teller thingy at the beach and wishes to be big!

The next day he wakes up and hes not a kid anymore, he’s all grown up! He has the coolest time being a kid in a grownups body, he has a dope loft with bunk beds (i love bunk beds) and trampolines (i love trampolines) and some older girl to fuck all the time (insert joke here)!!! Sounds a lot like me!

Well the craziest thing happened!

The next day what do i happen to see?

one of those old fortune teller thingys!!!!

So i made a wish – Rachel Roxxx wants to be BIG!

i wanna be BIG!!

i wanna be BIG!!

We’ll see what happens….

Stay high – Rachel Roxxx

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Smile! Put on a happy face….

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

The weather in LA doesn’t know what it wants to be. One day its hot, one day its cold, one day its raining, one day its sunny. Mother Nature is bi-polar. She needs her meds.

If I could smoke out one person, it would be Mother Nature. I bet she would be hot as fuck and have a sick body.

 She’d probably be a good kisser and wanna fuck all night. I don’t know how i would keep up with her, shes mother fuckin’ nature, she’s got the power of a billion women in one of her pinky fingers, imagine what she could do to you.

I think I need my meds.

here are 2 pics im gonna leave for you, one pic I got paid for, the other i SHOULD get paid for. Guess which one is the REAL Rachel Roxxx Porn Pic.

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OPTION 1:

SMILE!!

SMILE!!

 

annnnnd option 2:

I know, right?

I know, right?

 

stay high

XXXoooXXX

-Rachel Roxxx

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